ja: do you know another word for a tortoise?
O (po długim namyśle): gad?
M: it's the smallest smartphone on the market and i really very like it, because it fits into my manpurse.
ja: (zaczynam się śmiać)
M: WHAT? did i say something stupid?
(po chwili namysłu)
oh, did i say 'really very'?
B: Children like playing with themselves.
ja: open your books at page 123 and quickly skim the text. can you guess who was this text written for?
M: i think it was written for people.
ja: oh. so not for horses?
M: no. but it might have been written for dogs. on the other hand...
ja: yes?..
M: dogs can't read, i just remembered that.
ja: co to jest 'speeding ticket'?
H: mandat za zapierdalanie.
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